【HALA-翻译】皇马曼城首回合Reddit赛后精华

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Manchester City [1] - 0 Real Madrid - Kevin De Bruyne 2'

[–]曼城deception42 1330 points

A Header from KdB?!

丁丁的头球破门？

[–]ChibzyDaze 310 points

That has to be the first one in his career right? First I’ve ever seen from him lol

这肯定是他生涯首次头球破门吧？我还是第一次见哈哈哈

[–]巴萨nigworms 114 points

Hes only scored 2 I think

E: 3* now lol

我记得他之前只进过两个头球

现在是三个了（笑

[–]切尔西LabMember069 279 points

I think this is my first time seeing him head the ball...

别说是头球破门了，我还是第一次看到他用头触球

[–]皇马EmperorLelouch99 1063 points

Oh dear

完了

[–]皇马hufusa 502 points

WE GOT EM RIGHT WHERE WE WANT EM

不要慌，逆转正是我们想要的

[–]皇马AerysOW 156 points

They dont know, that losing Real is the best Real. COPIUM

他们不知道，落后的皇马才是最强的皇马。越被揍越来劲。

[–]巴萨DarthTaz_99 46 points

Benzema putting on his hattrick shoes as we speak

谈笑间，奔马穿上了他的帽子戏法战靴。

Manchester City [2] - 0 Real Madrid - Gabriel Jesus 11'

[–]马竞el_scorcho07 1468 points

Y’ALL SEE WHY WE PLAYED A 5-5-0 WHEN WE PLAYED THEM?????

你们现在知道为什么我们踢曼城的时候要摆成5-5-0的阵型了吧？

[–]巴萨TheBrownMamba8 142 points

Man City are toying with them right now. Last time I saw a defence and midfield this confused was Germany Brazil 7-1

现在的曼城完全是在玩弄皇马。上次我见到如此魂不守舍的中后场还是德国战车7-1血洗巴西

[–]hamzaiswack 96 points

You didnt watch bayern barca?

你没看拜仁巴萨那场吗？

[–]皇马alien_degenerate 43 points

Oh come on. Let the man have his moment

哈哈别说了，让这老哥暂时享受一下现在吧。

[–]切尔西Stonewalled89 767 points

So easy for City, they're not exactly working hard to create these goals

曼城踢得太轻松了，他们甚至都不需要特别努力就取得了这些进球

[–]MagmaWhales 165 points

Madrid fluked twice and its showing

皇马之前侥幸了两次，现在暴露了

[–]切尔西ChumbaWambah 98 points

Blame us.

唉，怪我们自己

[–]阿根廷Schwiliinker 61 points

Real just didn’t play casemiro and have terrible defenders

皇马没了卡塞米罗都不会踢了，后防真的糟糕

[–]拜仁FlyingArab 592 points

Alaba bro

刘星你个大漏勺！

Manchester City 2 - [1] Real Madrid - Karim Benzema 33'

[–]阿贾克斯Physical-South-3564 1661 points

and there it is.

来哩！

[–]切尔西just_dew_eat 595 points

We all knew it was coming

我们都知道奔马迟早要进球

[–]tomhat 164 points

Now we wait for a keeper fumble

现在让我们等待一个“巨大巨大超级超级低级的失误”

[–]OJ34 1532 points

His finishing is unreal atm

他现在的门前一脚真是离谱

[–]DHA1999 604 points

He even pointed Mendy his position without hiding it and he just score like it was nothing.

He really is inevitable.

他甚至招呼着门迪传他的位置，毫无遮掩，然后轻描淡写地进球。奔马真是无人可挡。

[–]利物浦JK7698 267 points

Should be 4-0 down and suddenly it’s 2-1, I just don’t know how they do it

本应该是4-0的场面，突然就变成2-1了，真是搞不明白他们是怎么做到的

[–]Ghoticptox 89 points

Pep's teams have always been wasteful IMO.

私以为瓜帅的队伍是出了名的浪费机会。

Manchester City [3] - 1 Real Madrid - Phil Foden 53'

[–]阿森纳mojambowhatisthescen 853 points

As expected, it’s a brilliant Fernandinho run from right back leading to a Foden header!

不意外，费尔南迪尼奥从右后漂亮地插上，福登漂亮的头球。

[–]马竞Cafris 125 points

Fernandinho, world class winger.

费尔南迪尼奥，世界顶级的边翼。

[–]曼城kdball 70 points

37 years old by the way

而且他已经37岁了

[–]阿贾克斯Physical-South-3564 430 points

What a cross.. Even Foden can score that.

多么美妙的传中，就算是福登也能进。

[–]Jutemp24 396 points

Fernandihno the best RB in the world, apparently.

Edit: nevermind.

费尔南迪尼奥显然是世界最佳的右后卫。

几分钟后编辑：算了当我没说

Manchester City 3 - [2] Real Madrid - Vinicius Jr 55'

[–]利物浦UniverseJefe 2298 points

City defense didn’t realise players other than Benzema are allowed to score

曼城的后卫没想到除了本泽马还有其他皇马球员也能进球

[–]Errudito 765 points

They kept on expecting the pass and he just went and shot it

他们一直在等小熊传球，结果他自己一条龙射门了

[–]El_grandepadre 411 points

Vinicius when given the space is so scary.

当给了熊皇足够的空间的时候，他是如此的令对手胆寒

[–]利物浦Jasveen05 1786 points

Fifa goal

FIFA式的进球

[–]利物浦kjm911 1343 points

FIFA defending. When you’re trying to change player to the CB but you can’t lol

FIFA式的防守，就像当你想要切换操作防守队员却切不过去的时候一样哈哈哈。

[–]曼联MH18Foot 1651 points

Madrid refuse to die

皇马永不言弃

[–]皇马iGotEDfromAComercial 594 points

That certainly is my favorite thing about this team.

那正是为什么我喜欢这只球队

[–]切尔西dragon8811 1511 points

But holy fuck Vini is fast as fuck

天啦噜维尼这也太快了

[–]semenbakedcookies 262 points

PRIME BALE????????

仿佛是巅峰的贝尔？？？

[–]切尔西realmckoy265 76 points

Reminded me of that goal too lol

哈哈我也想到了那个经典的超车

Manchester City [4] - 2 Real Madrid - Bernardo Silva 74'

[–]罗马feddi7 1464 points

Yo this shit is entertaining. Great way to spend a Tuesday night.

精彩的比赛，周二晚上来上这么一场足球盛宴真是太享受了

[–]巴萨anonymousloverboy 1219 points

Great refereeing

裁判表现得很出色

[–]Easyowner 932 points

Class refereeing, this gets whistled 95% of the time.

顶级的判断，95%的裁判当时都会吹哨

[–]曼联TheJoshider10 520 points

Poor from Courtois. Play to the whistle.

裤袜这个丢球太不职业了，绝不能等哨。

[–]PoppinKREAM 262 points

Play to the whistle! Madrid's defenders stopped playing too.

Real Madrid caught asleep again.

哨子没响，比赛就没有暂停！皇马的后卫也愣住了，又一次集体打瞌睡

Manchester City 4 - [3] Real Madrid - Karim Benzema panenka 82' (penalty)

[–]多特SandwichesFN 5216 points

after missing 2 the audacity to do that is ridiculous

在前一场踢丢两个点球之后，他还能罚勺子的大心脏真是恐怖。

[–]切尔西donnymurph 912 points

Even if your career penalty record is 100 from 100, doing this when you're two goals down is the ultimate big dick move.

就算你生涯的点球成功率是百分百，在球队落后两球的情况下敢罚勺子实在是惊为天人。

[–]orange_paws 523 points

The lion, the witch, and the audacity of this beautiful bitch

本泽虎，本泽龙，本泽奥特曼的大心脏！

[–]皇马heyheyitsandre 1385 points

If ederson stands still and just catches that I would’ve fired my laptop out the window and followed it out

如果埃德森站着没动，接住了这球，我会直接抱着我的电脑从窗子里跳下去

[–]PrasantGrg 742 points

No wonder he was laughing after the Bernardo Silva goal

难怪B席进球的时候他在那微笑

[–]MaraudngBChestedRojo 559 points

That’s a leader. Think of the effect on his teammates when the best player on the team has that type of attitude

这就是领袖。想想当球队中的头牌保持积极的态度时，对队友有多大的鼓舞。

[–]波尔图NotoriousAlmeida 3757 points

You just can't kill Real, they're the football version of the undertaker

你就是杀不死皇马，他们是足球世界中的抬棺人

[–]马竞Cafris 1834 points

Missing this many chances against Real Madrid is essentially footballing suicide.

对阵皇马浪费这么多机会，无异于自杀

[–]切尔西irze 1876 points

The fact that this has effectively ended 1-0 for City after all that madness is comical

结果，在经历了本场所有的疯狂之后，曼城以1-0结束了比赛，笑死我了

[–]jamiehayter 1470 points

Think that's a poor result for City given the performance.

就曼城这场的表现来说，这个结果也太惨了

[–]AppleWrench 794 points

Somehow it doesn't feel like they won really.

总感觉他们好像没真正地赢下比赛

[–]曼城SnapSnapWoohoo 358 points

If benzema scored that penalty earlier to make it 3-3 and our 4th goal came after I guarantee I’d be going mental but yeah next game is gonna be supremely stressful. At least Cancelo is back though:)

如果本泽马早些时候进了那个点球把比分变成了3-3，然后我们又进了第4个球，我保证我会疯掉的。下一场比赛肯定会非常有压力。不过至少坎塞洛回来了:)

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