范加尔质疑阿根廷夺冠是剧本，国外网友：啊对对对

范加尔谈世界杯上荷兰被阿根廷击败：“被安排好的比赛，梅西必须成为世界冠军。”

waffle-spouse: 英语并不是我的母语，所以我乍一看以为范加尔在恭维梅西，等到我读了评论才意识到这家伙脑子坏了。(English is not my first language, so at first I thought LVG is praising Messi. I read the comments and realized this guy is just delusional.)

dinoderpwithapurpose: 哥们儿，你并不孤单。我也以为他在说梅西命里就该有一座世界杯。(You're not alone, mate. I thought he meant it in some way like it was written in the stars or it was fate.)

TheElegantBouffalant: 我母语是是英语，但也会错意了。(I thought so too and English is my main language lol.)

穆勒：你们知道每四个人里就有一个蠢货认为2022年世界杯阿根廷赢是剧本吗？反正我不是。

凯恩：我也不是。

戴维斯：我也不是。

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Nut-King-Call: 荷兰队120分钟比赛摆烂了110分钟也是剧本的一部分吗？(The Netherlands being utter shit for 110 of the 120 minutes that the game lasted was part of the script?)

Tyler_holmes123: 人们忘了阿根廷在大部分比赛里的统治力，质疑他们仅仅因为他们赢了两次点球大战。(People forget how dominant argentina was for most part of the world cup just because some goals were scored on penalties).

Nordie27: 斯卡洛尼模仿了范加尔的三后卫体系并名正言顺地击败了荷兰人。德保罗和麦卡利斯特对位两名荷兰中前卫并将其完全压制。在反击方面，范加尔除了大脚找前面两个傻大个儿毫无头绪。(Scaloni just mirrored Van Gaal's back 3 system and beat him at his own game. De Paul and Mac Allister man marked the Netherlands' 2 central midfielders and were in cruise control for most of it. LVG had 0 clue on how to counter it apart from lumping long balls to two big shithouses up front.)

superflumina@Nordie27: 但还是有效果的。奇怪的是荷兰到了加时就停止进攻了，变得消极起来。(Which ended up working. What's strange is that the Netherlands didn't even try to attack in extra time and were completely passive.)

clantpax: 他们自我感觉太好了，觉得能在点球大战环节击败阿根廷。(They were too arrogant about them having the upper hand in the shootout.)

aazalooloo: 我们只有在对阵美国和卡塔尔时表现还不错，其实能小组出现就算运气不错了。(Bet a tenner on equador and all my dutch friends called me crazy, we were only decent against US and Qatar, god lucky we passed group stages.)

Nut-King-Call: 

调情：法国队在三场不同的比赛中以三个点球赢得了世界杯。

骚扰：阿根廷队在三场不同的比赛中以三个点球赢得了世界杯。

(Flirting: France wins the World Cup with three penalties in three different games.

Harassment: Argentina wins the World Cup with three penalties in three different games.)

HacksawJimDGN: 没错，计划是这样的：判给法国队两个点球，以确保阿根廷赢得冠军。(Here's the plan guys. Give france 2 penalties. Guaranteed success for argentina.)

CallmeChristmas: 而且穆阿尼最后一脚瞄着大马丁的腿射，可真准啊。(Kolo Muani did good to shoot right on Dibu's leg.)

科洛-穆阿尼的脚法令国际足联很满意

JordiX93: 在这一点上范加尔和那些推特上的大聪明没什么不同，说一切都是剧本，肯定是球里有个装置，然后大马丁腿上有磁铁，所以最后一分钟他能挡出穆阿尼的射门。(At this point Van Gaal ain’t no different from these twitter trolls saying it was scripted,let me guess the ball had a device inside and Dibu Martinez had a magnet on his shin,so that’s how he saved it last minute,isn’t it? 🤓)

ThankYouOle: 其实磁铁安在了大马丁的屌上，所以最后奖杯被吸附到了他的下体上。(it's on his dick actually, that's why that trophy got close to his dick.)

既然安排好了夺冠，国际足联还安排“皇马名宿”拉霍斯吹罚荷兰vs阿根廷，逆天

drunkmers: 范加尔：踢点球我们有优势。迪布(大马丁小名)：看看这屌一样大的金手套奖。(LVG: "we have advantage if we go to pens", Dibu: "hold my glove phallic trophy")

Tyler_holmes123: 我能理解范加尔。两次点球大战输给同一个对手滋味不好受。特别是自己还放话如果踢点球本方赢面更大的情况下。(Feel van gaal here. losing two wc shootouts to the same team would make any one delusional. Specially someone who said if game went to penalties they would have advantage.)

10messiFH: FIFA是怎么让范戴克罚丢点球的？(how did fifa hack van dijk to miss his pen though)

被安排好的是吧？梅西传球的时候肯定是国际足联让阿克把腿张开的

TheKrofna: 阿根廷去年和2018年的法国进了一样多的点球啊。(insane how argentina last year scored the same amount of pens as france in 2018.)

jnce12@TheKrofna: 不，还是不一样。因为梅西赢了世界杯，所以（他们认为）肯定有黑幕。(No, no, that’s different. Messi won it so it has to be rigged in his favor.） 

Conscious_Contact107: 从“梅西2014年连球都没碰着”到“梅西保送世界杯”，范加尔一路黑来很不容易。就像是不相信梅西在“不操纵裁判/比赛”的情况下赢得国际大赛冠军。(From "Messi didn't touch the ball in 2014" to "Messi had to become World Champion", Louis van Gaal came a long way.  It's as if people can't digest the fact that Messi can actually lead Argentina to an international trophy without "fixing referees/matches".)

范加尔是对的，国际足联肯定也收买克罗地亚队了，朗朗乾坤，天日昭昭，这么明显的放水在座各位都看不出来？

drunkmers: 就因为范加尔当初对待迪马利亚的方式，我乐于看到他气急败坏。只有曼联粉丝不喜欢迪马利亚。无论这个阿根廷人走到哪里都是球迷们的宠儿。(It is specially enjoyable to have LVG be bitter about it for what he did to Di Maria in United. Only fanbase that dislikes him, everywhere else he's gone he's been class and beloved by the fanbase.)

ashzeppelin98: 不仅仅是替迪马利亚出气，也是替里克尔梅报了仇。(it was more than just retribution for Di Maria, it was retribution for Riquelme at Barca as well.)

marioassi96: 里瓦尔多也对他恨之入骨。范加尔对南美球员有着奇怪的偏见。他无法将他们融入自己的体系，然后就开始狂喷他们。(Rivaldo hates his guts aswell. Van Gaal has a problem with south american craques. He can’t fit them into his system so he blames them.)