国外也有段子手：欧洲球队都是纸老虎，亚马尔最爱老A8！

小伙伴们大家好——久不见！欢迎来到满血回归，以后每周大概都会有的“国外也有段子手”！不知道大家有没有想我和这个栏目呀？本周我们的重点是因凡蒂诺鼎力支持（加粗）的世俱杯！还有维尔茨加盟利物浦以及亚马尔开大车等一系列足坛热门话题……让我们一起来看看歪果仁是怎么吐槽的吧！

感觉泾川文汇去也不是不行……

1.【欧洲球队都是怕热的纸老虎？看外国球迷如何吐槽世俱杯冷门频出】

Galocarjun: 乐观家族博塔弗戈分部都没想到可以小组出线吧。(Not even the most optimistic Botafogo fan could foresee this)

都怪巴黎下手太重……

Alarie51: 等不及看欧洲球迷的借口了。(Cant wait to hear europeans excuse for this one)

N616: 草坪太绿？草坪太黄？草坪不黄不绿！（Grass was too green sadly）

Miloc756: 球太圆了，不是手捏的没有灵魂。(The ball was too round)

PrisonersofFate: 2040玻利维亚世界杯预定！(I want a world cup in Bolivia)

SpiritedOne5347: 我们能带空调比赛吗？(Can we arrange air conditioning with jerseys)

Apollw: 弗拉门戈根本不可能输给切尔西。你们可以等赛后再来挖坟，最终比分将会是弗拉门戈 3-0 切尔西。(There's no scenario where Flamengo loses to Chelsea on Friday. Go ahead, save this post and come back here after the match to see I told you so. Final score: Flamengo 3-0 Chelsea.) 注：这是赛前弗拉门戈球迷去切尔西圈子的发言，然后……

装逼的最高境界就是……真能让他装到了

JJ-Bittenbinder: 圈主求置顶，看看他们搞笑的嘴脸。(Mods keep this up it’s funny)

Jurginh0 (4-1击败切尔西后): 希望你们可以一直留着！(Yeah keep it up)

DapperSpecial2865: 有些人的玻璃心要碎掉了。(They knew he was telling the truth and they couldn’t handle it)

Elefantebra: 上一次欧洲人这么窘迫的时候，地中海还是个内海。(They know that this is the worst Europe since the fall of the Roman Empire.)

NoNamesAvaiIable: 这是和多玛姆做了多少次交易？(still can't believe this timeline..)

人家场次确实多，你们菜就多练

Unlikely_Brief7263: 因凡蒂诺花的钱都足够成为小约翰钦定的几内亚比绍硬核狠人了。 (Rich enough to buy Guinea Bissau😭😭)

NoConcert1636: 额……世俱杯是啥？世界巨星C罗仅剩的那个奖杯吗？(Yank here whats CWC? Cristiano's world cup?)

2.【拙劣！阿森西奥七分钟直红，世俱杯连续两场送点】

Prest1geWorldw1de: 阿森西奥的心理活动：太TM热了，这活谁爱干谁干吧！(Dude really said "fuck this heat, I'm out of here")

iWillEatYourCandyyy: 感谢红牌，让10个人的队伍踢得更好了。皇家大舞台，有活儿你就来。(Thanks to this red card that we are playing so much better with 10 men. Our team is really funny)

pablofournier11: 每次看到贝林厄姆说阿森西奥还不成熟我就绷不住。注：贝林厄姆比阿森西奥小四个月。(Always funny to see him say that Ascensio is "young" when he's actually older than him)

赫伊森：破碎的家，好赌的爸，消失的妈……

Playerforlife123: 他到底在想些什么？(What was he thinking?)

Zeckzeckzeck: 可能他就不太擅长想些什么。(Historically, thinking is not his strong suit.)

Pudingleves: 他可能在想停车场的那点事。 (He saw a couple 16 year olds in the parking lot)

magic-water: 库尔图瓦半场就忍不住开喷了。(Bro giving half time interviews to cook his teammates, can't even wait for full time lol)

RubensRedArmy: 铁铁，我库尔图瓦就爱说实话。(I do like a player who says it as it is.)

看看他和霍伊伦谁先凑够10分

3.【这次还是捡大便——宜吗？维尔茨1.5亿磅加盟利物浦】

Best36: 他的英语真不错，要是当时努子也用多邻国就好了。(His English is pretty good. wonder how long his duolingo streak is)

cartierboy25: 其他几支队伍的圈子应该被🤡刷屏了。(God it must suck to be other clubs rn 🤣)

虽然图文无关，但真的太有意思了（别打我我是KOP）

Cactiareouroverlords: 上一次这么激动还是上次，弗林蓬那次。（Haven’t been this excited for a signing since Frimpong!）

Autokrator_Vlad: 春秋霸主——！横扫欧陆——！(WE'RE BUYING ALL OF EUROOOOOPE! WE'RE NEVER GONNA STOOOOOP!)

亨利大哥，请恰烟……哦不，是雪茄

Siva-pc: 维尔茨的球衣应该会卖爆吧！(That shirt is going to be the record seller)

Father-Fintan-Stack: 如果换成那套绿色的第三客场你再看看。(In third kit green. Hnng.)

我奶奶的秋衣也是这个颜色……

4.【兄弟FC启动！巴萨已经接近签下尼科-威廉斯】

Arandomtestaccount: 巴萨对拉马尔说：“兄弟如手足，女人如衣服“。(Barca said to Lamine “bros before hoes”)

Skadrys: 迈阿密兄弟足球分部来啦，太棒啦！(Club de amigos is so back. I'm here for it)

Ru7ger: 我的抖音要被他和拉马尔的合拍塞满了……不知道大家有没有准备好(So many TikToks incoming from yamal and him. The league isn't ready for that)

Jdbnes: 我知道莱万肯定准备好了。(Lewandowski is definitely ready)

老年人也要跟上潮流嘛

RebelSpoon: 我的拉师傅，你可怎么办呀5555(Now what Marcus Rashford, where are you gonna go?)

Accomplished_Run6286: 66号公路要变成8车道了 (Oh boy poor Trend)

5.【老A8也是8！亚马尔一周内被曝约会两位年上女星】

GoblinPiledriver90: 千万别学隔壁的锡安啊！！(It would be fucking wild, if he ended up on a Zion Williamson dating path) 注: NBA状元锡安-威廉森曾因与成人女星约会、竞技状态下滑深陷舆论泥潭

Super-Artichoke3975: 论速度这块，还得是内少。(Neymar speed run WR any%)

_Qui_Gon_Ji: 原来他的目标不只是金球奖，还有金鹰奖。(Bro is going for that gooner d’or)

Crkm0710: 反向本泽马。(The reverse Benzema)

咳咳……懂得都懂

Fireproofpoo: 鲁尼：我也干了。 (Rooney: Hold my beer) 

EvanMcc18: 罗马诺在哪儿等着HWG呢？(Where's Fabrizio?)

Chinese_Haka_Noodles: 车底……哦不是，浴室里。(Bathroom)

倒反天罡！

Rocketfromthepast: 在一个无人的角落，法蒂正在抱着他俩的合照默默哭泣……（Ansu Fati reportedly heartbroken.）

别人的17岁。

e-chris: 亚马尔的下一步：法兰西共和国总统。(You are laughing now, but in some years Lamine will be president of France)

MajesticAd5047: 众所周知，亚马尔上赛季创造了30粒进球，详细分析请上懂球帝搜索“亚马尔 30”。 (Lamine has 30G/A in big games last season. For more information Google Lamine 30)

好了，亲爱的小伙伴们，本期的“国外也有段子手”就为大家播报到这了，让我们下期不见不散！