华外音：足坛汪峰，你怕了吗？

小伙伴们大家好，上周的欧洲足坛可谓风起云涌啊。各家豪门都为上头条拼尽了全力，那么足坛汪峰的名号花落谁家呢？外国的小伙伴们是怎么吐槽的呢？

阿森纳1-2遭热刺逆转，凯恩炸了！

@gintoki-sama(皇马球迷)：作为一名中立球迷，我想说热刺从头到尾都吊打阿森纳。(As a neutral, Spurs dominated from beginning to end)

@coachhawley(阿森纳球迷)：作为一名阿森纳球迷，我想说热刺从头到尾都吊打阿森纳。(As an Arsenal fan, Spurs dominated from beginning to end)

@Lou3000(热刺球迷)：作为一名热刺球迷，我已经喝多了。(As a Spurs fan. I'm drunk)

@thesteeltortus(切尔西球迷)：哈里-真特么牛逼-凯恩。一个伦敦当地的孩子，想起亲手吊打阿森纳和切尔西日子，那是他逝去的梦想。（Harry MF'ing Kane. Local kid single handedly beats Arsenal and Chelsea. This lad is living the dream)

@jester92800(热刺球迷)：别说了，别说了。我都石更了！(Stop. Stop. I can only get so erect)

@Sparklesnap(热刺球迷)：贱人就是矫情。如果凯恩能持续这样的表现，就算我屌爆了我也心甘情愿。(Bitch is bithcy！I don't care if my penis explodes as long as Kane keeps scoring winners)

@SuperJazba(曼联球迷)：争四比争冠都难，这不科学啊。(Top 4 race > Title race. Unbelievable)

@rdzzl(曼联球迷)：凯恩来得太快，就像龙卷风。(Rock me like harrykane)

注：Harry-Kane与飓风Hurricane谐音。

皇马0-4被马竞吊打，西蒙尼就问你服不服？

@MaracaiboRedDevil(马竞球迷)：西蒙尼比安胖不知高到哪里去了。预算那么低，居然在过去六场马德里德比之中保持不败。(Simeone consistently outclasses Ancelotti, with a lower budget, and not just once or twice, Atleti are undefeated in SIX matches against Real)

@WengerArsene(阿森纳球迷)：谢谢你，皇马！终于把头条给抢走了！(Ahh thank you Real, take the attention away)

@belbivdefoe(皇马球迷)：老佛爷啊，赶紧给罗总裁找个女票吧。(Perez better find Ronaldo a girlfriend)

@Kingofzion(皇马球迷)：在我们YY的同时，皇马已经与维罗利亚的秘密展开了谈判。(Real Madrid and Victoria's Secret are negotiating a transfer as we speak)

@Xmonster_energyX(皇马球迷)：皇马球迷的好消息来喽，皇马再也不会表现得比今天再差了。(Good news for Madrid fans is that their team can't play any worse)

@FluidMechanics77(皇马球迷)：接受挑战。(Challenge accepted)

@Hippobro(巴萨球迷)：有困难？约萨乌尔啊。(Better call Saul)

注：马竞小将萨乌尔本场打进倒钩世界波。这句话则为美剧绝命毒师的经典台词。

@d2a_sandman(巴萨球迷)：最土壕的俱乐部，欧洲冠军，仍然是踢不过马竞的小婊砸。(Richest club, champions of Europe, etc etc.Still Atleticos bitch)

@omegaxLoL(曼联球迷)：世界上最好的俱乐部，马德里第二好的俱乐部。(Best club in the world, 2nd best club in Madrid)

曼联1-1客平西汉姆，法尔考状态不佳，德赫亚开挂！

@rPerez714(皇马球迷)：德赫亚，约吗？(Ohhhhh De Gea so sexy)

@acebace(曼联球迷)：不约，叔叔我们不约。(shoo go away)

@Xavii7(曼联球迷)：这场比赛之后，我再也不能为法尔考洗白了。希望他以后可以逆袭吧，今天真是受够足球了。(Can't really defend Falcao after this game. I hope he finds some sort of form for the future of his career. Enough football for me today)

利物浦0-0埃弗顿，杰队的最后一场默西塞德德比就此结束。

@hobakinte(埃弗顿球迷)：这女人是我的菜啊。(My kind of woman)

@LaPanteraSuazo(巴萨球迷)：该女子举出了剪刀手？求高人指点。(Is she holding up both fingers? What does that mean)

@StupidMastiff(利物浦球迷)：就是国骂的意思。(It means fuck off)

那么本周的头条到底是谁呢？红魔爆出厕所门事件，足坛汪峰的称号皇马和凯恩请拿好。

@Evander92(阿森纳球迷)：夜店厕所和俱乐部厕所傻傻分不清楚。('Club toilets' can easily be interpreted both ways)

注：club一词既有夜店的意思，又有俱乐部的意思。

@oranjeeleven(荷兰球迷)：这都能报道？别叫小编记者，就叫他红领巾吧。(The journalist is bravo)

@Indydegrees2(曼联球迷)：曼联把西班牙的基情上升到了一个新高度啊。(Takes the Spanish bromance to a whole new level)

@claudio_ranieri(曼城球迷)：肯定是菲尔-琼斯啊。真想知道他的表情是啥样的。(Phil Jones apparently. Wonder what his face is like)

@CR7_Bale_Lovechild(皇马球迷)：66666666666666666(lol)

本周的华外音就是这些了，下期节目咱们争取再见哦。